March 2026

• Frank Lampard was not a good footballer.
• Streaming services got worse the moment they started bundling everything.
• Most "smart" kitchen gadgets are just noisy timers with Wi-Fi.
• The best productivity tool is still saying "no" to half your calendar.

February 2026

• If a restaurant needs a QR code, it should also offer paper menus.
• Every new app adding a feed makes it worse.
• Electric SUVs are just minivans in denial.
• Most crypto roadmaps are just excuses for delays.

January 2026

• AI assistants should be boring utilities, not personalities.
• If you hit snooze twice, the alarm should lock you out.
• Paying for five sports subscriptions is worse than cable ever was.
• A smart fridge cannot fix bad grocery discipline.