Dadbot Arcade
Token Wars
A quick browser game about trading fictional AI tokens while trying not to be audited by a sentient spreadsheet.
Field manual
READ TIME: 20 SEC- 01Find the bargainCompare token prices and buy what looks cheap.
- 02Jump the marketMove through six VPN regions. Every jump advances one day.
- 03Handle the falloutNews, debt collectors, health and server space can derail a perfect plan.
- 04Bank the scoreCash plus savings is your final score. Debt remains your emotional score.
Launch config
DEFAULT: 60Local browser game. No account. Reload to reset.
Token market
BREAKING NEWS No major market news yet.
Market feed ready.
VPN ROUTER
Jump region
Every jump advances one day.
EUROPE EXCHANGE
Live token prices
Server: 28 / 100
LOW = buy · MID = watch · HIGH = sell. Guidance compares the current price with that token's typical value.
CRED-I/O RECOVERY SYSTEMS
Collection process detected
A recovery drone has matched your suspiciously confident VPN signature. It would like the debt repaid, preferably before lunch.
- Health
- 84
- Cash
- $6,420
- Pay-off
- $1,200
YOUR CHOICE: FIGHT
Outcome
- Health
- 84 / 100
- Cash
- $6,420
- Holdings
- 28 / 100
You escaped the market
Final score
$48,760
- Cash
- $39,760
- Savings
- $9,000
- Debt remaining
- $3,420
- Health
- 61 / 100
You survived with money, debt, and a browsing history that will require context.
CRED-I/O RECOVERY SYSTEMS
Your signal went dark
Health reached zero during a collection encounter.
Recovered score
$7,420
- Cash
- $6,420
- Savings
- $1,000
- Debt remaining
- $6,930
- Day reached
- 12 / 60
The market remains open. Your VPN, less so.